Repurposed Lumber

In which a door becomes a coffin.

While writing for a timber door specialist, Alexander J. Porter (@AJP_Marketing on Twitter), had to let go of a good pun at the client’s behest.

The Dead Darling: “Wooden it be nice?”

Cause of Death? We’re not sure. It’s hard to cedar point.

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